Sex Quotes

Please share amusing quote on sex :


Women might be able to fake orgasms.
But men can fake whole relationships."
-- Sharon Stone

"Women need a reason to have sex.
Men just need a place."
-- Billy Crystal

Men get laid, but women get screwed.
~ Quentin Crisp

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
~ Author Unknown

Walang pangit sa t__ing galit!

bananaman wrote:

Walang pangit sa t__ing galit!

Eto pa..

Walang kai-kaibigan sa t__ing pawisan!..

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute..

Unknown

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love..


Woody Allen

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Woody Allen

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a palce.....



Billy Crystal

My family never raised me to have a vagina

Roseanne



(sayang) hehehehe

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men that they do undressing in front of the other women. They say that women are too judgemental, where, of course, men just grateful...


Robert De Niro

maui wrote:

My family never raised me to have a vagina

Roseanne



(sayang) hehehehe

off topic:
talagang sayang! kung naturuan lang sila kung paano gumawa ng babae at lalaki... ako alam ko teknik

My girlfriend always laughs during sex --no matter what she's reading.
Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

"Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one..."